martes, 3 de julio de 2012

If you don't like sense of humor you'd better skip this...

Wacky Weekend Question –
Should pastors that die and go to heaven receive unemployment checks?

COMENTARIO: Hay algunos tele-evangelistas que no creo que vayan a estar ahí arriba, porque tratan de engañar al sistema y conseguir mañosamente el dinero del trabajador también.  
COMMENTARY: There are certain televangelists that I don’t think will be up there, because they would try to game the system and get workman’s comp too. 
''Out of curiosity one time, I went online to see if they actually had a church of Satan. I found one and called them.''
''When the secretary answered the phone I said, “Out of curiosity, what do you guys pay a month for heat?” She was about to tell me, but when she realized what I was implying, she hung up. I was surprised by her rudeness, because I always thought people that were going to hell had a sense of humor.'' (Oops!) 

 Unconfirmed Breaking News * Com 
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Actress Katie Holmes files for a divorce from Tom Cruise after a five year marriage.
Holmes’ attorney states that their split had nothing to do with ongoing rumors that Cruise is (?????), but she said it did create a problem when he repeatedly maxed out her Victoria’s Secret credit card and refused to give an explanation.

BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – 
Enrike Penʹya Nʹeto Revolyutsionnoĭ institutsionalʹnoĭ partii, poluchaet izbran prezidentom Meksiki.
On skazal, chto ekonomika budet yego glavnym prioritetom, i on obeshchal nyeustanno rabotatʹ , chtoby snizitʹ vysokie raskhody na dostavku narkotikov v Ameriku. О, мой Бог! (russian)  



Enrique Peña Nieto del Partito Rivoluzionario Istituzionale, viene eletto Presidente del Messico. Ha detto che l'economia sarà la sua priorità assoluta, e ha promesso di lavorare instancabilmente per ridurre l'elevato costo di spedizione stupefacenti in America. (Oops!) 
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Oh my God! (english)  * Oh mon Dieu! (french) * Oh meu Deus! (portuguese) * Oh mein Gott! (german) * О, мой Бог! (russian) 

HOW DO YOU RATE THIS?
a) Not funny at all        b) Perhaps some funny        c) Yes, it's funny        d) I'm crawling with laughter... serious!
en Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other -Oscar Ameringer 

Disclaimer Todo lo escrito aquí es en broma. Las noticias son muy a menudo deprimentes, y el mundo necesita desesperadamente tener algo por qué sonreír al comenzar el día. Nuestro principal objetivo es llevar sonrisas y carcajadas a nuestros lectores. Creemos que la gente debe aprender a reírse de sí mismos (tanto como de los demás), y evitar tomar la vida demasiado en serio porque esa no es la mejor manera de vivir. También nos gustaría pensar que la gente víctima de nuestras pesadas bromas también nos hallará divertidos, pero de ninguna manera ofensivos. 

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